Step siblings Alex Coal and Codey Steele have been getting it on in what they think is secret. They are getting it on when Alex’s Mom, Artemesia Love, comes home with some takeout. The stepsibs believe that they’ve kept their secret, but they were definitely loud enough for Artemesia to know what they were up to. She decides to play a trick on them and tell the stepsiblings that they’re actually cousins. Horrified, Alex and Codey wait until Aretmesia leaves and then agree they can never bone down again.