All Ricky Spanish wants for Cinco de Mayo is margaritas and pussy. He isn’t picky about which pussy, but he wouldn’t mind getting it on with his bigtit babe of an adopted sister, Alyx Star. Alyx feels pretty into Ricky as well, so she’s not shy about looking for an excuse to flirt with him. They agree that they want a party, but their stepdad Ryan Driller tells them it’s not allowed. Cinco de Mayo is a holiday with a lot of meaning and Ryan wants to teach them about it. Alyx agrees, but only if they can have a special pinata.